April

Have a 'fucking' great April, everyone...

Canned

Want your blog to suck hard? Post something like this...

No better time to extoll the virtues of canned meat. Spam and the like. There was a band named Canned Heat that I couldn't name a song by if someone else's life depended on it. Canned meat. The British call it tinned meat. Either way, they taste better than some people probably would think. And the prices are right. Gourmet dog food. Yum...

That should do the trick...

Links

One thing that will make your blog suck is posting links that are broken two days later. I've learned that the hard way. Don't do it...

Last Resort

Once you've realized that your blog truly does suck, and you've run out of ideas in a desperate attempt to cling onto the 3 readers you have left, try this...

Test

Test...

Wonders

Your readers will appreciate being exposed to some of nature's wonders...

So

So, how's everybody doing here in 2016? Ready for 2017 yet? I am...